Argh! Invasion! Panic!

Headline from DM February 23rd 2008:

'We've lost control of our borders for the first time since 1066' says judge after foreign detainees riot

Favourite quote:

All of it. The whole article is tremendous, groundbreaking journalism summed up rather marvellously by the headline. 

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken last October on Hastings beach it does indeed show the loss of control of our borders for the first time since 1066. 

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Binge Britain

Headline from DM February 22nd 2008

Binge Britain: an epidemic that is destroying lives 

Favourite quote:

But bingeing is also linked with the knifings and batterings that are ever more commonplace on our violent streets

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken last Friday afternoon, it shows the average British high street during half term with feral youths out of their faces on bargain booze and weed-crack terrorising the likes of Anthea Turner and other upstanding members of the English Middle Classes

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Passports! Get your passports!

Headline from DM February 21st 2008:

The great passport giveaway: Up to 250,000 foreigners to get UK citizenship every year

Favourite quote:

'Even murderers and rapists could be entitled to a passport if their homeland is considered too dangerous under human rights law for them to be deported'

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken on Brighton beach just three days ago it appears to show Home Secretary Jacqui Smith doling out passports like sweets to all and sundry. 

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Al Fayed IS a clown...

Headline from DM February 20th 2008:

Al Fayed appears to be a buffoon, but he's a dangerous monster ruining reputations

Favourite quote:

'This clown is the same man who destroyed the Princess of Wales'

And here is the evidence to prove it, taken just hours before the crash on that fateful night:

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Hello and welcome...

Hello and welcome to my little corner of the blogosphere. 

I am here to make a confession:

All along I thought that the Daily Mail was a bigoted, right-wing, fascist, small-minded, homophobic, sexist, racist, self-righteous, odious, hypocritical and patronising publication but it turns out I was wrong. Oops. Sorry about that. 

In order to act as penance for my sins, each day I will take one story at random from this much maligned newspaper and find photographic evidence to bolster the stories written those hard-working hacks. I hope to change some of your minds along the way. 

Thanks for reading.

The Voice of Reason (TM)