You couldn't make it up!

Headline from DM 28th March 2008:
Merci Sarko! We CAN be proud to be British

Favourite quote:

'Our "way of life" is under constant assault'

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken last May Day it categorically shows this vicious assault on a good, proper, British way of life. Outside Buck Palace, no less.




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Brief hiatus

Please excuse us, we will be taking a mini break from posting. I know it was a matter of days since we last went away but, hey, these things happen. Fear not, the voice of reason will be back so please keep the comments, ideas and idiotic musings coming in.

The voice of reason (TM)

More deadly insects

Headline from DM 17th March 2008:
Health chiefs warn of invasion of blood sucking tick which causes paralysis and death

Favourite quote:

"A deadly disease caused by blood sucking ticks is spreading rapidly across Europe.

"...even a picnic in the park or relaxing with a drink in the beer garden could expose you to the life-threatening illness."

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken last summer in a park in Somerset, it shows these deadly ticks advancing on some unsuspecting picnicers. You have been warned.




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Ah, Littlejohn

Headline from DM 14th March 2008:

No headline today, just this particular bon mot from everyone's favourite bigot, Littlejohn

"The government has come up with a new euphemism for illegal immigrants. We are being warned to expect an influx of 'climate change refugees' over the next few years.

"Up to 190,000 immigrants a year are on their way, according to ministers. This is the same government which told us we would get no more than 130,000 new arrivals from Eastern Europe. Last time anyone looked there were more than a million

"How long before the tent city of Lithuanians in Peterborough is packed out with Eskimos too?"

Well, much to Littlejohn's chagrin, it looks as if it has already happened. And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken last month in a forest just outside Peterborough, it clearly shows that an Inuit family has made their home in this little corner of East Anglia.



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Persecuting the Middle Classes. Again. As usual.

Headline from DM 13th March 2008:

Drinks tax soaks the middle class

Favourite quote:

'Alistair Darling was accused of penalising responsible middle class drinkers after announcing that the higher duty will add 4p to the price of a pint of beer...but just 3p on alcopops won't curb teen binges.'

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken shortly after yesterday's budget, it shows a typical teenage drinking binge taking place in Hertfordshire whilst hapless, hard-working middle class families look on in horror at the thought they will have to pay an extra 8p for a bottle of Merlot. And more tax on their fucking four wheel drive cars.





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Sex fights

Headline from DM 12th March 2008:

MPs go to war with bishop over lessons in sex morals

Favourite quote:

It doesn't get any better than the headline.

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken last month in a remote corner of the Middle East it clearly shows that not only are we at war with insurgency forces in Iraq, British troops are also fighting against the might of the Catholic church.



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Ripe for milking

Headline from DM 11th March 2008:

Milking the middle classes

Favourite quote:

The above headline is pretty spectacular as is this gem: 'The Tories accused the Prime Minister of leading a "war against the middle classes" by pushing up the cost of living with extra duty on wine, beer and spirits.'

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken last week on a farm in south Wales it appears to show the 'milking' of respectable middle class families with a furtive looking Alastair Darling looking on. 

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National Identity Crisis!

Headline from DM 10th March 2008:

What's the point of citizenship classes when we've already surrendered our national identity?

Favourite quote:

'Britain currently seems to be in a state of permanent uproar about its national identity. Brits don't seem to know what it is anymore, while immigrants flock to these shores in vast numbers to claim it for themselves.'

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken last weekend in Portsmouth it appears to show vast numbers of immigrants stealing the national identity of hard-working British born Brits. 

Thank you!

Dear y'all, 

Thanks for your wonderful message so far. We're having a great time doing the blog and words of support from everyone make it totally worth while and thoroughly enjoyable. The Voice of Reason (TM) is going to be away from his computer for a few days so posts may be sporadic but rest assured we will be back bigger, better and more scathing than ever before. 

Please keep you messages coming in and spread the word. 

Big love, 

The Voice of Reason (TM). x