Sacrebleu, what is zat smell?

Headline from DM 18th April, 2008:

Le Stink: England engulfed by terrible smell as freak weather blows in French stench

Favourite quote:

'A foul smell enveloped London and the Home Counties today but it has been blamed on a cloud of pungent fumes wafting over from France'

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken earlier this morning it shows the apparent source of the smell - a typical French market that has been blown over the channel to Piccadilly Circus from Normandy.



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'Hello! I'm over here! Hello! Hello?'

Headline from DM 17th April 2008:
'Brown was put on earth to remind people how good Tony Blair was'

Favourite quote:
"The Prime Minister was struggling to get noticed during his US trip. The New York Times pointed out his trip was overshadowed by Pope Benedict's arrival in the country...instead the PM found his visit mocked as 'Mr. Bean goes to America'"

And here is the evidence to prove it. Taken yesterday outside the White House, it shows our beleaguered PM desperately trying, and failing, to get the attention of President Bush by juggling and riding a unicycle.



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Not gone, nor forgotten

The voice of reason has not disappeared. It will return shortly. Very shortly.